How long till you (when I say 'you,' I really mean me) can buy this online? Jenna Jameson became the first porn star (hopefully not the last) to be immortalized by Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum and hopefully soon it will be available in the Club Jenna catalog.

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I am not 100% positive but the shoes Jennifer Love Hewitt is wearing look awfully similar to these. Is she trying to firm up a few 'problem areas' or is this the length a modern day female celebrity must go to stay in shape? Won't Manolo Blahniks stilettos do the same? They work for strippers and look way sexier than those posture improving, fat burning, muscle defining old people shoes.

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I don't know what Loaded Magazine is but according to my source over in the UK it is supposed to be an 'upmarket lad mag' (oxymoron anyone?). I also don't know who Alicia Duvall is, but what was she doing before she showed up to smudge her lipstick like that? And why is it in her hair? One more thing, why wasn't I invited? These chicks must be really single if they need to hook up with each other to attract a man.

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Here's Hugh Jackman during his performance of The Boy From OZ in Australia. For a straight guy, he sure is light on his feet. Even his maracas are rainbow colored.

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New 007 Daniel Craig has to be the hunkiest and most most hated James Bond in the spy's history. Here's the original killer body photo seen in the trailer released today for the November 17th launch of Casino Royale . Some fans think he's too ugly and they've certainly hurt his feelings. Craig has been stunned by the bitter backlash he has received since replacing Pierce Brosnan as the secret agent last year.

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When did Wembley Stadium become Grauman's Chinese Theatre? I can't wait to see what kind of impression her wrinkly hands left.

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