Rachel Wiesz looks great in these photos from the set of her new movie Thelma & Louise Part 2 My Blueberry Nights; no more baby weight for her.

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Here is Pete Doherty leaving the Thames Magistrates Court in London (you think he has a little cot on permanent reserve there?) on bail and heading straight to The Priory rehab clinic (after buying cigarettes of course). Doherty was arrested yesterday for possession of cocaine, diamorphine, and cannabis. What is up with the justice system over there? If he was in the States he would be serving more time than most child molesters.

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Kate Bosworth may look like a glorified clothes hanger but at least she cares enough to pick up after her dog. It's nice to see a celebrity that isn't afraid to do their 'duty.'

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Just weeks after stripping her clothes off for Playboy, the former Clueless star, Stacey Dash is getting papped! Now maybe all those female celebrities from my childhood will take note and peal off too. I talking about you Tiffany Brissette.

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There must be a deodorant out there made from crushed diamonds and panda thyroids that is invisible and could last through a night of partying by Paris Hilton. I haven't seen deodorant marks this bad since the infamous LL Cool J unplugged performance where he danced around shirtless with big nuggets under his arms.

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Does Golum Mary-Kate Olsen have a calcium deficiency? She is always hunched over in all the pictures I see of her. Her bags can't be that heavy can they?

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