10:37 Thursday, May 22, 2008
Michelle Trachtenberg, who currently stars in the show "Gossip Girls" and more famously known as the chick from "EuroTrip" that didn't get naked, might
be a bitch in real life according to Page Six.
A friend of the starlet told Page Six that when she talks about the show, "Michelle deliberately leaves out any girl cast members," like Blake Lively or Leighton Meester. Adds the source, "If you ask her about them, she just goes silent and changes the topic." Asked for comment, Tractenberg's publicist, Jessica Kolstad, said, "I don't know how you live with yourself."
I don't know about them but I live with myself by judging Hawaiian Tropic's bikini contests in my spare time and having sex with the contestants on top of piles of money in my Malibu estate.*
*Bikini contests = those nudie playing cards
sex with contestants = right hand
piles of money = discarded mattress in alley behind a crack house.
Check out 25+ more pictures of that bitch Michelle Trachtenberg in the gallery!
Pictures by Johsn PkI, Richie Buxo, and Jennifer Mitchell
Continue reading Breaking News: Hot Chicks Might Be Bitches
9:45 Thursday, May 22, 2008
"Why do people keep looking at my breasts?"
Scarlett Johansson has joked that when she goes out in public she dresses up as a Chinese grocer, with a full silicone suit, fake nose and moustache, so people won't recognise her. In an interview with "Nylon" magazine, the actress also stated she would like to avoid big Hollywood films if it affects her artistic credentials (anyone see "The Island"?).
What Scarlett is forgetting, whether she jokes about dressing up as Chinese man or not, is that it will be impossible for her to ever hide her two large, mesmerising, divine assets that people stare at all the time. Men just go crazy for her pretty eyes...
Fortunately for us all, "artistic credentials" can be "Lost In Translation" as willing to do gratuitous nudity.
Continue reading Scarlett Goes Out For Chinese
9:12 Thursday, May 22, 2008
Some of you have commented that we're spending too much time on the Jolie-Pitts and forgetting the rest of the Cannes action. So in light of this I have collated a nice little red carpet package and I can promise (with all my fingers & toes crossed) that there is not a single picture of Angelina and Brad! Make that jump to see:
Mischa Barton . Cate Blanchett . Julianne Moore . Eva Longoria . Natalie Imbruglia . Penelope Cruz . Goldie Hawn . Salma Hayek . Eva Herzigova . Christina Ricci . Gwyneth Paltrow . Natalie Portman . Mary J Blige . Victoria Silvstedt . Natalie Vodianova . Dita Von Teese . Sharon Stone . Madonna . Naomi Campbell .
Click To See All 34 Pictures Full Of Cannes Red Carpet Glamor
Pictures by Splash News / KCS Press / Gotcha Images / Tonya Wise / London Entertainment
9:10 Thursday, May 22, 2008
"Oww my arthritis"
Harrison Ford showing off his considerable whipping skills to Diane Sawyer on "Good Morning America" before showing the host the secret of whipping. Ford even managed to knock over some milk bottles.
What you didn't see is the small explosive charges set underneath each bottle to make sure they would fall over and the cameraman and boom boy who went to A&E suffering from facial whip injuries. A member of the audience commented that "Ford was like an octopus having a seizure, it took 3 small children to overwhelm him".
Harrison Ford rejected criticisms that he was too old for the part whilst Calista Flockhart spoon fed him his liquidised breakfast.
Continue reading Harrison Ford Gets His Whip Out For Diane Sawyer
8:41 Thursday, May 22, 2008
7:16 Thursday, May 22, 2008
Audrina's nipples may be as popular as Starbucks these days, but that doesn't mean her popular a** can get her a quick entrance into a Hollywood Club. Splash spied The Hills starlet as she queued outside Crown with a hoard of other party people in Los Angeles.
Watch the video to see Audrina emerge in her tacky yellow dress, and then watch how she refuses to sign naked pictures of herself. Tut tut missy, don't let down the few eager fans you have!
Continue reading Audrina Patridge Refuses To Sign The A** She Loves To Exploit
