4:30 Thursday, July 3, 2008
Mandy Moore is finally single, again, after being dumped by Ryan Adams and instead of keeping things between them, the too cool for school reclusive hipster released a statement to
OK! magazine (the irony of this privacy obsessed d-bag releasing a statement is not lost on me).
Mandy is one of those genuinely sweet angelic people you wish to meet your whole life," Ryan tells OK! in a statement. "I am grateful for our friendship and how it allowed us both to grow and learn more.
Unfortunately I am allergic to paparazzi and have found the best
antidote to that sort of nonsense is staying behind the guitar and
typewriter, staying close to my support group of friends and band mates
and not engaging in activities that prevent me from taking care of
myself or others," he says. "I found the entire speculation and
subsequent photographs and intrusions terrifying and only wish to live
as normal a life as possible, so that I might always remain punk as
f*** AND sober.
"Allergic to paparazzi?" What??? Do you know how many pictures we have of Ryan Adams? Sixty. Thats 6-0, 60. Out of the millions of photos in our archive, we have exactly 60 photos.
Out of those sixty photos, thirty have Mandy Moore in them and if you take out those and all the event stuff (red carpet, signing autographs outside Letterman, performing etc). We have exactly zero photos of this guy. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the number of photos other agencies have is pretty similar.
And "punk as f*ck?" Really? Punk? Dude, how delusional are you? Since when is "
Come Pick Me Up" punk? I hate to say it, but Cher is more punk rock than you and she's a 60-year-old pop singer. She's got the make up thing down, kind of looks like a tranny and no doubt about it, could kick your ass.
Nice try Ryan, no one cares about you. Get a better excuse for dumping a fine piece of ass like Mandy More and have fun living the rest of life in obscurity.
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12:41 Thursday, July 3, 2008
In Kylie's dreams, the Yeomen of the Guard were all 21 years old and wore more leather
Pop munchkin Kylie Minogue enjoyed a day at Buckingham Palace in London, where she was awarded with an OBE by Prince Charles, for her services to the music industry and for being hot (well maybe not).
An OBE is an Officer of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, which some people believe gives Kylie the right to use a policeman's hat to be sick in if she is pregnant, drunk on champagne or just bored, the right to sell coal at outrageous prices to people in Newcastle on a Sunday and the right to launch an invasion to reclaim "George's Lost Lands"... ie the USA. Watch out Washington DC!
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12:13 Thursday, July 3, 2008
I have no idea who Elisabetta Canalis or Natalia Bush are but I really don't care because they're wearing bikinis or showing off their rack while filming "La Fidanzata." (Oh and tomorrow is the 4th of July so I've already mentally checked out. I can taste the hot dogs and beer already)
It's an Italian movie and since I only speak New York Guido (
Fahgettaboudit!!!!) I probably won't be attending.
Unless they run around like this all the time then who needs words.
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12:11 Thursday, July 3, 2008
Mädchen was showing off her multi-tasking skills
The latest addition to the cast of "Gossip Girl" is Mädchen Amick, who will be playing the role of Catherine Mason, a new and older love interest (a "SOW"... Sexy Older Woman) for Nate Archibald (played by Chace Crawford).
Mädchen Amick appeared in the horror film "Sleepwalkers" and was the best thing in it. This Stephen King horror also featured cameos by the writer himself alongside John Landis, Joe Dante, Clive Barker, Tobe Hooper and Luke Skywalker Mark Hamill.
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11:42 Thursday, July 3, 2008
"Can the Soul Patrol please stop sending me hate mail?"
Country music superstar Carrie Underwood has debuted the video for her new track "Last Name", which features her spending some romantic moments with a young man before being married by an Elvis impersonator in a Las Vegas chapel. She co-wrote the song and it has already hit the top of the Billboard Hot Country chart.
It seems everything Carrie touches turns to pure gold, which is good news for her record company. Not only is she talented but she is beautiful too. Some people get everything, like your average Splash News blogger, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts and of course, Hulk Hogan.
In other American Idol news, Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood have been named as the 2 most successful former contestants. In third place is Clay Aiken, with Chris Daughtry behind him, which is just where Aiken wants him to be.
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11:14 Thursday, July 3, 2008
Busty was pleased to show off her cans
Busty Heart, real name Susan Sykes, brought some light relief to America's Got Talent, by flattening 9 beer cans by using just her 40lb breasts! Shot from the back during her star turn (as a frontal shot was not deemed suitable), the "exotic dancer" managed to amaze the judges: Sharon Osbourne, Piers Morgan and David Hasselhoff and left a wry smile on Jerry Springer's face. Busty is 47 years old, and measures 46H-22-36.
This is nothing compared to some of the prospective contestants who were turned down. There was Dick Schlong who could play the piano without using his hands, Ivor Testicle who could do amazing acrobatic feats as if he was spring-loaded and of course, Sandra Bullock who could... well actually she couldn't do anything, but she's sort of pretty at least.
You can see Busty's website here, but it isn't suitable for under-18s, unless you like looking at 47 year old women with breasts the size of Kansas.
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