Celebrities are always pulling the victim card when it comes to being followed around by the paparazzi but it does have its uses. After a hot and sweaty ride with his man pals Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong, a famished Matthew Mcconaughey realized he didn't have any money for lunch! The always accommodating paparazzi produced a $100 bill to buy the guys a hearty lunch so they could refuel and sweat out a few more miles together. And you guys think we are all mean!