8:32 Tuesday, July 11, 2006
8:16 Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Keira Knightley has announced she has plans to take a break from the world of filming and her celebrity lifestyle to take a gap year traveling with friends. Apparently worried she will wake up one day to find all she has done is work and not lived. Perhaps this is why a month ago Keira was spotted walking bare foot in London, maybe she was practicing for her new down to earth hobo traveling lifestyle, that awaits just around the corner.
7:22 Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Right ladies, forget the size zero waist, there's a new fashion in town. At the You Me and Dupree premiere in LA, Kate Hudson joined the likes of Keira Knightley and Paris Hilton in modelling the lastest pre-puberty chest plate. Available at all local joke shops, the chest plate easily slides into all formal outfits discreetly and even has the added bonus of laying flat in your suitcase for all your hollywood travelling needs.
7:19 Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Lindsay Lohan's day started all relaxed and well whilst shopping in Malibu, her only worry being a quick itch on her pert buttocks. But then the day turned sour as Lohan realized her choice of outfit - an all in one jumpsuit or perhaps last nights pajamas - left her confused as to how to survive an emergency toilet stop!!. One soda too many i think.
11:58 Monday, July 10, 2006
Celebrities are always pulling the victim card when it comes to being followed around by the paparazzi but it does have its uses. After a hot and sweaty ride with his man pals Jake Gyllenhaal and Lance Armstrong, a famished Matthew Mcconaughey realized he didn't have any money for lunch! The always accommodating paparazzi
produced a $100 bill to buy the guys a hearty lunch so they could refuel and sweat out a few more miles together. And you guys think we are all mean!
11:20 Monday, July 10, 2006
Feel free to insert your own knee slapping treasure puns but
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 kicked some serious pirate booty this weekend, sinking everything in its path and slashing the previous opening weekend records of
Spiderman and
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. I pray that George Lucas hasn't locked himself away at his Star Wars Ranch to write 3 new scripts about a galaxy far, far away.
