What. The. F*ck. Is Phoebe Price doing at Cannes? Whoever extended an invite to her needs to be fired. It's one thing to pose for the paps killing time outside The Ivy or on Robertson Boulevard but freaking Cannes?

If she provided any "favors" for an invite (you know of the casting couch variety) then this person should have all their limbs hacked off by family members, dragged face-down by a horse through the streets of Cannes and then decapitated and set on fire.

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Pictures by KCS Presse and Tonya Wise/London Entertainmet

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Hollywood and celebrities would like you to believe that they are, in fact, perfect specimens but no matter the amount of exercise or plastic surgery some just can't win the battle of the bulge just like you and I.

Well, more like you because I am permanently hooked up to my personal liposuction machine. It's a pain in the ass when I want to go to the beach but it's the sacrifice I make to look this gorgeous (and eat all the peanut butter chocolate ice cream with bacon crumbles I want).

Click through the gallery to see Cindy Crawford, Sally Field, Janice Dickinson, Kim Cattrall, Mischa Barton, Elisha Cuthbert, Judi Dench, and Uma Thurman in all their cellulite riddled glory.