Kate Beckinsale has the right idea... where better than a public beach in southern California to squash those ugly 'troubled' marriage rumors?

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Best day of the year to get married when you're a celebrity? Christmas, even the paparazzi get presents on that day (well, most do). Second best day of the year to get married? When a more famous redhead is getting married, which is exactly what 'Desperate Housewife,' Marcia Cross did. Cross wed unfamous guy stockbroker Tom Mahoney in the shadow of the super wedding and lived to tell anyone not caught up in the Kidman wedding all about it.

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I don't know what Britney is trying to do with the dark hair. If it is supposed to be a disguise, then going to eat at Nobu in Malibu with the whole family including K-Fed, is not the place to try it out.

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After months of speculation Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban finally pulled the trigger and tied the knot over the weekend during a traditional Catholic ceremony in Sydney, Australia. You may of noticed that the bride is wearing white, but, how is that possible? Wasn't she married to Tom Cruise for almost 10 years? Don't they have kids together? Doesn't divorce prevent you from having a traditional Catholic ceremony? Yes! Unless, your first marriage was performed by the Church of Scientology which is not recognized by the Catholic Church. Oh and you get an annulment. That can't hurt either.

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What would you do if you and your husband of two years filed for divorce? Would you: A) surround yourself with close friends and family B) lock yourself in your closet with a tub of ice cream and a box of tissues C) Shop for lingere at Agent Provocateur in West Hollywood. If you picked 'C' then maybe you and Selma Blair are soulmates because that's exactly what she did. If Ahmet Zappa doesn't get see what is in that bag, then who does?

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Britney attempted to show the world that she is a wonderful mother by taking her son to the beach for the day. She even took such extreme measures as to slather sun block all over little Sean Prestons baby skin and play in the sand with him. Now, in my expert opinion (and I am an expert), if Britney really wants to win the mother of the year award she should really get a better stylist, stop crying on TV (it will come back to haunt little Sean in school) and purchase a top quality high-chair.

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